poopflow:

you put the condom on your dick
but you don’t actually do any fucking
it’s a metaphor
I can’t get laid

omg I just found out the crusty nightclub I hate in town last week had their upstairs toilets leaking through the ceiling an onto the people on the dance floor………….

thisurltotallysucks:

dion-thesocialist:

It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.

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hotsingledads:

when u meet a cute person

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eyeofeuphrosyne:

I SMOKE MARLBORO REDS

Decided to make a GIF of my painting of Lady Gaga.

Perfect Outfits // Ciara

toxicmp3:

lms if you’d commit a felony for farah

m0ulis:

the crop top movement is real

m0ulis:

the crop top movement is real

oomg my head is pounding but I’m well in with a bartender in the club and got my friend to give him my number so it was all worth it

why is every post on my dash about unfollowing each other what’s happening?

OMG tomorrow is gonna be the worst hangover yet

I’m very drunk

I’m very drunk

Can I just say that boys in crop tops is my favourite thing rn and I love that you're all for it
Anonymous

THANK YOUUUU