you put the condom on your dick
but you don’t actually do any fucking
it’s a metaphor
I can’t get laid
omg I just found out the crusty nightclub I hate in town last week had their upstairs toilets leaking through the ceiling an onto the people on the dance floor………….
It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.
when u meet a cute person
lms if you’d commit a felony for farah
the crop top movement is real
oomg my head is pounding but I’m well in with a bartender in the club and got my friend to give him my number so it was all worth it